This commissioner has had enough!  She doesn’t understand why people do not consider FFL their number one priority.  It’s time to smarten up!

Some of the major issues of the week:

1.       Herald Sun statistics.  You may have remembered my email campaign to the Herald sun last year, well it has paid off! Did you notice clangers are back?  And at the end of the game hit outs are included (when they have never been included).  I will give you an excerpt from an email I have received:

“Dear Sophie the almighty commissioner.  You were right, we should have included clangers and hit outs.  We will endeavour to make FFL coaching easier, and we are very sorry for inconveniencing you so much last year” yours Herald Sun sports guy

2.       Big Pussies: The FFL is not a place for the faint hearted. It’s a man’s game (with some women involved too of course). Every year we have some cry babies who just couldn’t take it. Waaaaaaa, it’s too hard, waaaaa it takes too long, waaaaaaa I didn’t realize how crap my football knowledge is.  This year is no exception. After only two weeks, Cristian’s Gurrens are goners.  “No time” Cristian said.  I am SURE  he is busier than a PRINCIPAL of a school!  “I don’t want to be anyone’s whipping boy” he complained.  I mean everyone knows that’s why Andrew is in the league.  But unlike Cristian, Andrew isn’t going to let a small thing like having no idea stand in his way.  Very disappointing

 

3.       New Team “Bleeding Blue”  Since Cristian can’t coach, half of the super team, Black Panther’s Karl Kanofski, will be taking over this team.  But I am sure you will all agree Gurren is a stupid name.  Karl has decided to call the team Bleeding Blue.  The irony is that despite Coach Karl’s major protest about picking up Westhoff as a Panther, he now has him as a Bleeding Blue and is very happy.  I think it means all of Coach Sophie’s decisions were awesome.

 

4.New team name 2 Rah Rahs.  After careful contemplation, Coach McNeil has decided that concentrating on his team is a waste of time and he should work on important aspects, like team names.  We all knew Rugby Recruits was a bit of a silly name but Rah Rah’s?  Crap Craps would have suited more.  But each to their own.  Rah Rahs will be replacing Rugby Recruits.  Hey at least McNeill is still in the competition!

Hand in your teams people and keep this FFL league as powerful as any performance enhancing drug.