Friday, 22 March 2013

The Games Committee are at it again

The Commissioner has had a hard off season. Supplement intake has set shock waves in the FFL. We almost lost a coach, the premiership coach, because of this dark presence. WAS even changed his team name to We're Against Supplements. Funnily enough though while WAS is totally against supplements, the coach doesn't mind performance enhancing drugs. "How else do you become a dual premiership coach?" he was heard saying. Matt is kicking himself when he was told that alcohol was not performance enhancing. (but after Graduation-gate he should have already realized that).  Dan also had to be told that BBQ Shapes do not in any way help performance, as can be evidenced by a poor showing in so many years of FFL. 

To divert attention away from the controversies, the Commissioner has decided to shake up the draw a little.  All teams, for the first time ever, will play each other twice.  In order to accommodate this, there will be three mega rounds, which each team will have to play two separate games.  The Commissioner understands that player fatigue may be an issue, but no one works harder than her in FFL, so the whiney little players better shut up and play. 

So let the games begin!  

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