The Games Committee are at it again
The Commissioner has had a hard off season. Supplement intake has set shock
waves in the FFL. We almost lost a coach, the premiership coach, because of
this dark presence. WAS even changed his team name to We're Against
Supplements. Funnily enough though while WAS is totally against supplements,
the coach doesn't mind performance enhancing drugs. "How else do you
become a dual premiership coach?" he was heard saying. Matt is kicking
himself when he was told that alcohol was not performance enhancing. (but after
Graduation-gate he should have already realized that). Dan also had to be told that BBQ Shapes do
not in any way help performance, as can be evidenced by a poor showing in so
many years of FFL.
To divert attention away from the controversies, the Commissioner has
decided to shake up the draw a little.
All teams, for the first time ever, will play each other twice. In order to accommodate this, there will be
three mega rounds, which each team will have to play two separate games. The Commissioner understands that player
fatigue may be an issue, but no one works harder than her in FFL, so the whiney
little players better shut up and play.
So let the
games begin!
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